Something To Do With That Thing

Guess what?

No, but close enough.

This week (as in the 27th of October (roughly the first year anniversary of the inception of my Dear World articles.

What, no fanfare? No half naked people walking around with pheasants dancing on their shoulders? Ah well, maybe next year, yeah?

But, it's true. On (roughly) the twenty seventh of October last year, I wrote my first Dear World on Guitar Hero. Since then, I've written over forty articles in the series, ranging form to topical to the idiotic.

Now, enough with that. Some news.

If you haven't guessed, this post has been resting in the basket of draftness since the last few days of October. Why? I really couldn't be arsed to write something.

First of all, I had a mini fuck-up. That is all.

Second of all, I got a job. And it's part time with Clic. I highly consider that a win. That said, I'm rather unsure of what my role will be. I don't mind, though. Work's work, and I'm liking it so far. Hopefully I'll do good.

Third off, I had a test in setting up a camera for audio and got full marks. I know, I'm a God at this sort of thing.

Lastly,  I've discovered that I have a thing for asymmetry. Well, when it comes to women's hair. No idea why though. Ah well.

And to catch up on all the latest news, here are some stock replies. Use them however you wish.

- "Whoa, didn't think that would happen".
- "So that's what they mean by steaming an ostrich..."
- "Why is this news?"
- "It's political correctness gone mad"
- "I know, right?"

So yeah. g'bye.

- "What's wrong, Timmy?" "Nuffin..." "Sorry darling, I can't hear you..." "I said NIFFIN. Gaaaaad." (Yeah, I really need to improve on these outros...)