Isn't it amazing, the way different people lead their lives?
Like, take this from my angle. All this shit that's happening in Zimbabwe, with Mogabue (sorry if I didn't spell his name right, though I am not in the slightest bit scared that he'll hunt me down and kill any chance of me having any babies) bullying his way into power. While I find that many people think it's more important that Manchester United won the treble. Waw! Like, how's that going to effect your life? It ain't going to kill you if they didn't get it!
Oh, and the fact that England still revel in the rugby world cup win in 2003. It's like the english commentators enjoy watching Johnny Wilkinson's drop goal in the dying seconds of the final against the Aussies. I don't. People might say 'you would if Wales had won', but I wouldn't. I'd be 'why can't they look to the future and not look back at them winning the trophy?'. Big deal, they did good. But now their a bigger flop than an impotent male porn star. Serves them right, I guess.
And, is it just me, or do people use sport to escape reality? Like, in the news. There could be eighty kids mutilated in some school in Russia and they still end on Lewis Hamilton's latest on the formula one title race. I mean, the queen's chauffeur could've been mauled to death by her endless line of corgis, and yet still end the news hour with the exciting news of an olympic hopeful that has been through hell to be a contender for the gold in Bejing. Who effing cares about the bloody olympics in Bejing? Compared the people of Tibet aren't being killed just 'cause the chinese can and want to, the olympics can burn in its own flames for all I care.
But, if it's not sport, it HAS to be some uplifting piece of news that lifts the hearts of britain (in an attempt to make us forget about the rest of the news, I bet). When I hear the 'and finally...' part, I'm thinking 'here we go again'.
'And finally, a girl in Australia can speak English. The girl, who is sixteen years old, was found in her house, in Melbourne, and have made scientists question themselves on how such a person can speak English'.
I mean, WHAT THE HELL??
What's next? 'A man in Somerset has invented a way that will make fossilized fuel use obsolete in a few months time. James McDonavan recently masturbated over the many women of PlayBoy, using his empty petrol canister. Forgetting that he had ejaculated into the canister, he filled up his tractor with his seamen. Now, he believe that the only power, IS man-power. Lucy Cartwright reports.'
Yeah... sorry about going in-depth there...
But hopefully, that will show you what I mean...
Give us proper news of the world. Not just filtered news. It's like, if there's no UK residents in the news, it's no news at all. Which is sad.
Ah well, this ain't going to do anything, eh?
Might as well stop typing.
Au revoir, mon amis.
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